Scientists aren’t exactly known for their candor and social grace. They sit alone, hour by hour, month after month, fiddling away with some sort of contraption or chemical formula. We’ll never know how Doc finally made friends with 17-year-old Marty … Continued
I’ll say it: Back to the Future is better than Star Wars. I say that in no means to diminish the Star Wars franchise or universe (although Back to the Future hasn’t lost its dignity in a post-2000 Lucaszilla world). But rather, … Continued
To me, there’s nothing more relaxing than taking a Sunday afternoon and destroying a Hollywood classic film. This time around? Back to the Future II from the 1980s. A franchise nearly as big as Star Wars (at least in my mind). It’s about … Continued
It’s unlikely the phrase “Sesame Street” evokes anything but fond memories. There are dudes in their early-50s who, like you and I, watched the show as a kid, and feel deep, deep nostalgia for the peaceful, urban neighborhood street, tucked … Continued
Winning a bobsled race is about one thing: the lousy $20-grand so I can get us to the Olympics. Lets face it, Disney has a way of polishing boring, mundane stories into heartwarming gems. And it’s my goal to take … Continued
The first, of hopefully, many great jokes for our generation to forever laugh at. I ask you: What weighs 400 pounds 2 ounces and sings in the shower? On this time around, I desecrate the classic 1990s television sitcom … Continued