Winning a bobsled race is about one thing: the lousy $20-grand so I can get us to the Olympics.
Lets face it, Disney has a way of polishing boring, mundane stories into heartwarming gems. And it’s my goal to take a little 40-grit sandpaper to this gem. As a tribute to the late John Candy, may I introduce, “Cool Runnings Destroyed,” the full version of which you may enjoy here:
Hard hitting issues in this video include: