I’m an idiot, so I trash GTA for a first time

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I’ve waited for nearly three years since I saw the original Grand Theft Auto V trailer and thought, “oh baby, I’ve gotta have that!”

Now that’s not because I’m some kind of serious gamer. Sure, I do use a PC and I know my way around Microsoft Excel. But playing a few rounds of Mass Effect 2 on ‘easy mode’ hardly qualifies me as a gamer. Plus I shave my neck.

I’m an avid Los Angel-o-file (lover of L.A.), so this game was a total fit. But I’m really bad a first-person shooters, so it’s a bit of a disaster: