Celebrities re-invent themselves all the time. I mean, why else would Snoop Dogg change his name to Snoop Lion (besides the weed)? Or Puff Daddy to P Diddy to Diddy to … whatever he’s calling himself today.
Exhibit A: Bruno Mars. This reasonably talented doofus comes out of nowhere and soon I can’t score a date because girls are saying I’m too pasty white (also too poor and have girly arms, but that’s for another post).
I now have video proof. I was re-watching the 1995 classic Disney film “A Goofy Movie,” and I found the singer Powerline to sound remarkably similar to Bruno Mars:
That said, it could just be my imagination. Because he also kind of sounds a bit like LMFAO:
Or Three Days Grace:
Or … whatever the crap this is …
