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I am lazy. I drive to the other end of my apartment complex’s parking lot to put my laundry in the dryer. Along the way I heard U92 playing a really smooth R&B song. I ran home (or rather, drove) and logged onto their web site to find out the title and artist.

As I started listening online, and realized it needed an edit. It wouldn’t be the first time. I love to take (otherwise) great songs and remove the singular expletive to make it guilt-free.

But as I kept listening, I began to realize just how raunchy the original song was. I mean it wasn’t just innuendo … it was very, detailed and specific lewdness.

It seemed almost impossible to salvage. But hey, I’m always up for a challenge.

Ingredients:

– Original track
– Karaoke track rolled off imeem.com
Simpsons Season 9, Episode 9

Directions:

– Mix ingredients in Adobe Audition 3.0, bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes.

Result: Listen Here

2 Responses

  1. Radio Rob

    It’s an orange and blue thing, but sometimes it doesn’t show up on some people’s computers.

    I added a direct link now.