I am lazy. I drive to the other end of my apartment complex’s parking lot to put my laundry in the dryer. Along the way I heard U92 playing a really smooth R&B song. I ran home (or rather, drove) and logged onto their web site to find out the title and artist.
As I started listening online, and realized it needed an edit. It wouldn’t be the first time. I love to take (otherwise) great songs and remove the singular expletive to make it guilt-free.
But as I kept listening, I began to realize just how raunchy the original song was. I mean it wasn’t just innuendo … it was very, detailed and specific lewdness.
It seemed almost impossible to salvage. But hey, I’m always up for a challenge.
– Original track
– Karaoke track rolled off imeem.com
– Simpsons Season 9, Episode 9
– Mix ingredients in Adobe Audition 3.0, bake at 350 degrees for 15 minutes.
Result: Listen Here