Radio Citrus #8: Everyone in Florida gets shot eventually

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Second episode for the 2014 series. And the best podcast so far, thanks to your calls and emails!

I heard this story simply too crazy to make up: a mayor was killed while still in office. Not even Diamond Joe Quimby managed to make that happen during his 26+ years as mayor of Springfield. But this was no cartoon violence. This mayor was gunned down the past week. And I was totally shocked when I heard how he was killed.

Got a lot of great calls coming in for this one. A cool dude off the California coast calls me out on my “autism calls vaccine” crap. Which I proudly defend.

A patriot-ized Canadian (guy from Alberta now living in Colorado) calls in to complain about the United States. Boo! USA! USA! USA! But yeah, I totally agree with him that it stinks having to pay $200 bucks to get your crap back into Canada after bringing it here to the states for free. I call him out on his un-Americanism. USA! USA! USA! (Sean Hannity is so proud right now).

So any swear words start with the letter ‘Z’ or not? I ask, because a caller from L.A. phones to try me on my “no saying F-F-F-G-G-G-H-H-H-A-A-A-S-S-S words” policy.

Also on this podcast:

Is a JAY Z song really worth murdering someone over?
In the war between traffic engineers and gay rights, the traffic engineers win
The illegally-smuggled product you really want, but weren’t aware was available on the black market
Would today’s chain gum chewers have been yesterday’s chain smokers?
The awesome, violent verse of a popular Garth Brooks song you’ve never heard
A hot new ringtone that’ll make a perfect girl for your sex-offender-list friend
Which states are crazier than Florida?

Discussion questions for the next podcast include (but aren’t limited to):

Pluto may become a planet again.
- Didn’t Rick and Morty already predict this?
- Does Pluto really deserve to be a planet?
- Is “Pluto” a crappy name for a cartoon dog?
- Will Disney sue us for making fun of “Pluto” the dog?
There are no happy endings to the NFL.
- Nearly all players end their careers with awful pain.
- They end up going to jail for being hooked on drugs.
- Should we ban football helmets and make it like rugby?
- Should we just ban football because it’s too dangerous?
- Should we ban football because it’s too boring? (my vote)
Moving on from the death of YTMND
- Where have you moved on to?
- What is your new creative outlet?
- Do you reddit? Favorite subreddits?
Barack Obama has two years left.
- Is he really as bad as people say he is?
- Can you list one damn thing he’s actually done?
- Has he made life better, or worse, for you?