The first, of hopefully, many great jokes for our generation to forever laugh at.
I ask you: What weighs 400 pounds 2 ounces and sings in the shower?
On this time around, I desecrate the classic 1990s television sitcom “Home Improvement” starring Tim Allen. In this rendition, I’ve adjusted the show to make Tim a murderer, Wilson a voyeur, and the grandma into a total nut. Here it is in its entire glory:
