Instead of going on real-life dates, the 16-year-old me of yesteryear was creating crap like this. I gave this masterpiece with the profound title “Stupid Date.”
It features a couple, presumably a guy and a girl (although my girl voice kept cracking and sounding like a guy), on their way to a romantic dinner. And, naturally, the guy chooses a stupid restaurant which disappoints his date. I think I was inspired by Jimmy Fallon’s “Idiot Boyfriend” routine, which a buddy of mine had seen on SNL and kept quoting.
I remember thinking through the best/classiest/romantic restaurants my teenage brain could come up with. My list was:
- Olive Garden
- Golden Corral Buffet
End of list. Enjoy!