Der schlechteste Film

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Demand for my terrible final project from German class started swamping me today.

It came out of the blue. I haven’t even thought about this gem of Macromedia genius in months, possibly even years. Yet, requests started barraging me today. I couldn’t get a moment of peace. In all meetings at church. At home. On the telephone. Even threatening messages scratched into the paint of my car with a key. It seemed everywhere I went, the masses had one unifying request: Release the film! (Of course, all of these requests came from Merrill).
So, here it is, without further ado, what is clearly the greatest animated cinematic achievement of this century (take that, Avatar):
(Since this movie is so “incredible,” you must be logged-into Facebook, and be my Facebook friend to view).