Live stream has ended. Re-watch it here: I’m dusting off our UStream channel from 2009 for the special occasion, which will be a who’s whom of hover boards, great to mediocre 80s music, a few YTMND references, etc. I even … Continued
Instead of going on real-life dates, the 16-year-old me of yesteryear was creating crap like this. I gave this masterpiece with the profound title “Stupid Date.” It features a couple, presumably a guy and a girl (although my girl voice kept … Continued
Scientists aren’t exactly known for their candor and social grace. They sit alone, hour by hour, month after month, fiddling away with some sort of contraption or chemical formula. We’ll never know how Doc finally made friends with 17-year-old Marty … Continued
I was hanging out at Applebee’s half-prize appetizers night. The restaurant hired some poor college kid to set up a karaoke machine in the hopes that it would lead to selling more booze. I’m not entirely sure how much this … Continued
Late last night, Uncle Luke phoned to say his Honda broke down. We weren’t sure what to do. It was quarter-of midnight and AutoZone had closed for the night, so buying a new coil pack for his Lamborghini Mercy was out of … Continued
It is quite hilarious to watch a police car try to pit maneuver a 500 ton dump truck. News flash: It doesn’t work. I think the game physics designers at Rockstar Games programmed the cops in Grand Theft Auto V to give … Continued
Having a little bit of fun with Grand Theft Auto Online for the very first time. My bro and I connect our computers so we can steal a firetruck from the City of Los Santos (who responded to a helicopter … Continued
I’ve waited for nearly three years since I saw the original Grand Theft Auto V trailer and thought, “oh baby, I’ve gotta have that!” Now that’s not because I’m some kind of serious gamer. Sure, I do use a PC … Continued
I recently got a dash cam, so I rigged it up and drove across Los Angeles at rush hour. You may notice the traffic seems reasonably good. That is, in part, due to (a) my driving against the traffic and … Continued
I’ll say it: Back to the Future is better than Star Wars. I say that in no means to diminish the Star Wars franchise or universe (although Back to the Future hasn’t lost its dignity in a post-2000 Lucaszilla world). But rather, … Continued