Am I old?

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Am I becoming a young senior citizen? I begin to ask this question as I keep hearing from roommates and a naggy brother that I am just like “Grandpa Simpson.”

To some degree they are right. I can’t remember names. I tell rambling stories. I get grouchy when drivers don’t pull into the intersection while they wait to make a left turn. I get angry when I hear Conan O’Brien is replacing Jay Leno. And now my vision is fuzzing up by at least 1-to-2 diopters each year.

Well, at least my hearing is good. For now …